Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Embarrassed_Belt9379 7 day.agoThe Stoner is surprised when the Genie thanks him for releasing him and says “I can grant you three wishes, what is your first wish”. The Stoner says “I wish me and you could smoke nice fat joint” and like magic a beautiful joint appears and they both smoke it. After they finish, the Genie asks “ok, what about wish number 2” to which the Stoner says “how about we smoke another joint” and like before another doobie magically appears and they both enjoy it. The genie then asks “what do you want for your third and final wish” and the Stoner said “Let’s have another joint together” which they do and they enjoy smoking in the sun. At the end of the last joint the Genie disappears back into the lantern leaving the Stoner alone. Five minutes later, the Genie reappears out of the lantern and says to the Stoner “what do you want to do about this fourth wish?”
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He becomes PAPAL.
Boo-bees.
... so that throughout the process of making them I can periodically say "Takin' care of biscuits."
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